SHOPPING FOR THE BEST PIG

Don’t pick the fattest one

Think about what they ate to get that way

You can root for the skinniest

But you know they’re gonna lose out

And also, what if they won

Got to be the biggest, fattest pig in the sty

You know what they’d have to eat to get there

Picking a medium size pig just averages out

the evils of picking a winner or picking a loser

The basic principle is

If you buy a pig

You get a pig 

 

So maybe we should widen the net

Pick an outsider

A real long shot

Maybe we should pick us

There’s good eatin’ on people like us

We got lots of meat

And we’re flexible in our eating habits

We don’t have to live on McDonald’s and chocolate cake

We can eat well – and live kind

Free range meat can’t be beat

Except maybe by vegetables

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